Short Kings Anthem by Blackbear Lyrics Meaning – Celebrating Height-Agnostic Royalty
Lyrics
Uh, baby get low ’cause I already am
Starin’ through a skirt like I’m Superman
My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
I always look fit, I ain’t got a cramp
Cut shorty off ’cause I’m short term
Controlling my joystick, now it’s your turn
I don’t listen to a chirp, bro that’s your bird
Dude’s bent out of shape ’cause they got curved
I could suck a titty while I’m standing up
Don’t ever fucking tell me I ain’t man enough
Standing 5’8″, voice 6’5″
Your whole whip crackin’ ’cause we’re short guys
Ay, ay
I’m 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don’t need your heels girl, just bring a towel
I’m five foot something, and I’m royalty
Short king, mama ay
I’m five foot something, and I’m royalty
Short king, mama ay
And no “must be this tall to ride”
I’m a fun-sized, super nice guy
I’m five foot something, and I’m royalty
Short king, mama ay, shorty
All my shirt tags say XM
Five girls sayin’ I’m they best friend
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
She all in my hotspot ’cause she tetherin’
Still stand tall I don’t need height
Using all my words I ain’t gotta fight
The glove only comes off at night
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Stuntin’ in my platform shoes
I serenade, you just built like a flute
In the airport lounge, sippin’ free booze
In economy, still got leg room
Ay, ay
I’m 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don’t need your heels girl, just bring a towel
I’m five foot something, and I’m royalty
Short king, mama ay
I’m five foot something, and I’m royalty
Short king, mama ay
And I must be this tall to ride”
I’m a fun-sized, super nice guy
I’m five foot something, and I’m royalty
Short king, mama ay, shorty
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio
Now we’re gonna hear from one of our listeners
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
Uh, that new shit, uh (Mhm), that shit got me laid
I’m 5″2′ and like I’ve never had a song
That empowers me as a Short King (Haha, okay)
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG
Thank you Blackbear for getting me uh, fucking laid dude
Uh, it was sick, dude thank you
Thank you so much
Haha, well that’s great to hear caller, glad you got your dick wet
Next up, Halsey
Short Kings Anthem,’ a track that’s been buzzing with chatter since its release, stands as a testament to the rebellious nature of hip-hop and pop by breaking yet another stereotype – this time, the social stigma around male height. The genre has long been a platform for challenging the norms, and Blackbear, in his anthem for the vertically less-gifted, delivers with both wit and relish.
Peering through the catchy hooks and playful jabs, ‘Short Kings Anthem’ isn’t just a biographical nod to Blackbear’s own stature; it’s a cultural critique, an empowerment anthem and a clever subversion of typical masculine ideals. This examination goes beyond surface-level interpretations, exploring the layers of self-acceptance, confidence, and the redefinition of stature from numeric to symbolic.
Scaling the Heights of Self-Acceptance
From the opening line, Blackbear asserts his comfort with his own height, evoking imagery of powerful figures like Superman but within his own, shorter frame. This immediately sets the tone for a song that doesn’t just attempt to celebrate being short, but relishes in the juggernaut of self-acceptance it can actually be. It’s a loud and clear declaration that self-worth isn’t measured in inches or centimeters.
Throughout the anthem, the artist continuously spins what society typically views as physical limitations into advantages or non-issues – suggesting that the measure of a man is in his actions and confidence rather than his physical stature.
The Power Dynamics of Height and Dating
In the realm of modern dating, height has paradoxically become a towering parameter. ‘Short Kings Anthem’ directly challenges this, offering refreshing bravado in declaring ‘I could suck a titty while I’m standing up.’ More than just humorous, this line encapsulates a theme within the song of turning perceived setbacks into assets.
It’s an important note that while exuding confidence, the song never dips into toxic masculinity. Blackbear stays warm and inclusive, with shout-outs to ‘Short Kings’ everywhere, proposing a camaraderie that replaces competition.
Dissecting the Hidden Message
Delving deeper into the lyrics of ‘Short Kings Anthem,’ a hidden message emerges beyond just the advocacy for short men. It’s about challenging the need for external validation and assurance. The call to ignore the ‘must be this tall to ride’ signs is a broader metaphor for societal expectations and norms.
The lyrics ‘I’m five foot something, and I’m royalty’, boldly state that everyone should feel worthy, setting a precedent for self-empowerment that extends far beyond height. It’s a clever and nuanced reminder that individuals are sovereign over their own self-image.
Memorable Lines That Raise the Bar
‘I’m 5 foot something but my bills all paid / On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay.’ This pair of lines hits a stellar point in the song not just for its catchiness but also for its implication that personal success and security are not height dependent.
Moreover, ‘Standing 5’8’, voice 6’5” imbues a sense of larger-than-life presence. It suggests that one’s impact can and does transcend physical bounds. Through this, Blackbear asserts that folk shouldn’t be underestimated based on their physical appearance.
A Cultural Reinforcement or a Satirical Undercut?
Listening to ‘Short Kings Anthem,’ one can’t help but wonder whether the track reinforces the importance of male height in society or actually serves to undermine it. As Blackbear and his listeners chant and laugh their way through, there’s a clear sense of satire.
By the song’s end, listeners can sense the irony in adhering to such stature-based standards of royalty. Blackbear seems to suggest that rather than changing the metrics of measurement, perhaps it’s time to discard them entirely – a provocative thought for a society steeped in traditional hierarchies.
